Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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