well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
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Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
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Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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