Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
someone owes me an orgasm
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
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my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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