I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
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Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
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I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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