No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
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Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
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No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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