you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
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It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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