We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
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I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Someone stole a lamp last night.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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