he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
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His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
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I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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