Where is the hickey?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
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New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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