found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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