just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
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