just survived the first fart of the relationship.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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