if you like me you must not know who I am
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
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JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
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'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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