She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
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His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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