ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
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And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
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I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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