I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
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Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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