omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
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i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
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you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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