I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
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Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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