Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
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I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I know her cup size but not her name....
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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