There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
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he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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