We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
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Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
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Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
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I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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