High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
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No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
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you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
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