I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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