like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
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He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
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OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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