Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
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You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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