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so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
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found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
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I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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