My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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