I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
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I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
The uberlube is also flammable
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
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I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I am naked and annoyed.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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