they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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