I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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