please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
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Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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