Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
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My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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