Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
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Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
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I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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