CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
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somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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