5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
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dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
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Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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