your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
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IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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