You're so nebulous sometimes
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
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Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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