I think I died a long time ago.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
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It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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