I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
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Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize