Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
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so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
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Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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