Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
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When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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