I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
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Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
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The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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