We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
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plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
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There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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