Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
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No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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