Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
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You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
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Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
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