How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
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Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
The ass gains better be worth it
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