I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
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OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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