I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
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Well I just put wine in my tea
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
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He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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