Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
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It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
My breasts were aching with rage.
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Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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