Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
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This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
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We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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